Archive for December, 2009

We Know He’s Guilty, Why Bother With A Trial, Right?

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

The good thing about being a misanthropic cynic is that one never, ever, ever, has to rethink one’s position on humanity. That is, one is constantly pummeled with fresh and undeniable proof the human race is composed almost entirely of a)Morons, b)Villains, c)Villainous Morons.

Case in point, Tom Ridge, who recently said, in defiance of law, custom, and logic, that terror suspects don’t have rights.

Here’s the key moron pull quote:

“I take a look at this individual who has been charged criminally, does that mean he gets his Miranda warnings? The only information we get is if he volunteers it?” Ridge said. “He’s not a citizen of this country. He’s a terrorist, and I don’t think he deserves the full range of protections of our criminal justice system embodied in the Constitution of the United States.”

Uhm…. yeah, that’s right, except for the part where it’s, wait, what’s the opposite of right? “Liberal”, true, but in this case, the word we’re looking for is wrong. Yes, that’s the word. Wrong. Morally wrong and legally wrong.

First, rights are not a function of citizenship; rights are a function of humanity. If you are human, you have rights. Period. Full stop. Tom, you might remember a document called “The Declaration Of Independence”, which spelled out the philosophy America is founded on — the idea rights are inherent in man, and the role of government is to protect those rights. Not create them or grant them — protect them.

“But criminals don’t have rights!”

Well, first off… yes, they do. Their ability to exercise those rights is limited, sometimes permanently, but it’s not possible to remove rights. Inherent in the nature of being human, remember. Second, a suspect is not a criminal. He’s a suspect. The artifice that even if 50 people see him do something, he’s not a criminal until he’s convicted is no mere game of words — it is the very basis of justice.

Furthermore, non-citizens do have rights. If a foreign visitor, or even an illegal immigrant, is accused of a crime, he is not simply shot out of hand or tossed in jail. He has a trial, and at that trial, he is entitled to the full rights of any American citizen — because rights do not come from citizenship, they come from being human. (It is true no government on Earth has ever fully and completely protected all innate rights and not pretended to grant false rights, but, as the saying goes, “The perfect is the enemy of the good.”, and it is an act of base sophistry to claim that if you’re not absolutely perfect, it’s the same as being absolutely flawed.)

We have a man accused of a crime. He is still a human being. He deserves a fair, full, and public trial, so the world can see that America still practices what it preaches, that we are still better than the Islamofascist state the accused would, allegedly, prefer us to become. (Anyone who claims ‘Islamofascist’ is not a valid term…. you’re wrong. It’s hard to imagine a more fascistic ideology actively being practiced in the modern world, outside of North Korea. )

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/29/lkl.tom.ridge.terrorism/index.html

The Myth Of The Triumph Of The Primitives

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Avatar” is the latest in a long series of movies (and other fictional accounts) which play with the trope that “A large number of committed, low-tech native people (usually ‘of color’, be it red, yellow, or blue) can obliterate a high tech army composed of White European Males, which may include White European Males who are of African or Asian descent and female gender.” Very often, people point to “historical” incidents, such as Native Americans vs. Custer, or North Vietnam vs. A Bunch Of American Ethnic Stereotypes Led By Some Prick Second Looie Just Out Of West Point. Recently, the difficulties faced by the Evil Empire (USSR or USA, take your pick) in Afghanistan will be mentioned. A few will remember history began before 1800 and find some “Barbarians vs. Romans” example. All of these “historical examples” are supposed to let us believe that teddy bears or smurfs can take down a massive industrial army, usually in a single, dramatic, conflict lasting ten minutes on the screen and no more than an hour or two in “story time”.

But it’s all bullshit.

First, let’s look at tech differences. In the fiction, the conflict is usually paleolithic technology vs. technology far beyond present-day Earth. In reality, the technology is usually a lot closer — the difference between a bow and a single-shot rifle really isn’t that great. The Indians and the Cavalry both rode horses — one side didn’t have jeeps, never mind tanks or helicopters. Further, the Indians often had rifles they’d acquired via trade. Vietnam? They used primitive traps — and modern guns, mortars, mines, and explosives. Romans? Again, while Roman technology may have been better, it wasn’t THAT much better, especially against superior numbers.

You can’t compare “Bow vs. Flintlock” to “Bow vs. hyper-tech machine gun”. Nor can you compare “bronze axe vs. iron armor” to “bronze axe vs. layered composite armor designed to take a hit from a missile”. (And let’s not forget when there was a more meaningful tech difference — cannon and metal armor and horses vs obsidian and no metal and no horses, aka, Cortez vs. the Aztec Empire, a force of 1500 men or so conquered a continent. Now imagine those same Aztecs against modern mechanized military. Now imagine those same Aztecs against what the mechanized military of 200 years from now might look like. To help, think of what the mechanized military of 200 years ago looked like. Oh wait — there WASN’T one. In 200 years, technologies which could not be described in 1809 have come into existence. Imagining the technology of 200 years from now is pretty much akin to handing a pile of sand to Charles Babbage and saying “Here. Build your computer out of this. We do it, after all.”)

So, let’s put aside the idea that “primitive tech can beat high tech if your hearts are pure”. It just ain’t so.

Now let’s look at something else. Yup, Imperialist Invaders have indeed been driven off, or at least stymied or frustrated, by determined resistance by people who have access to decent personal weapons — perhaps the mortars and rocket launchers and assault rifles of the past war, cheap junk to the first world but still plenty deadly and only slightly behind the tech curve. However, this didn’t occur when someone rounded up all the Viet Cong/Mujaheddin/Whatever and pointed them at a massed column of tanks, artillery, and soldiers. It happened due to what used to be called “guerrilla warfare”, until someone noticed that term was French and we can’t call any actually successful military tactic by a French term, and so is now called “asymmetrical warfare”, which means, “While you are having sex with my sister the prostitute, I will sneak up behind you and slit your throat.” It also means “I will hide my weapons in religious buildings, hospitals, and marketplaces; I will disguise bombs inside children’s toys and teach my children to get you to go pick them up; I will attack only when you are asleep or alone or unprepared and then I will vanish into a crowd of seeming innocents so your only choice is to become a victim or a monster.” What it absolutely does not mean is “I will charge right at you, whooping war cries and exposing myself to you, while leaving my old, my women, and my children safely somewhere else so you know exactly who you can shoot and still retain some traces of humanity and conscience.” The process also takes years, sometimes decades, and “victory” comes not as a single triumphant moment but the inevitable slow degradation of enemy commitment and involvement until they “declare victory and leave”, letting you finally wipe out their puppet government, put in your own, and begin committing genocide against your people yourself instead of letting outsiders have all the fun.

But I guess it’s hard to put all that up on the screen. (Though “Charlie Wilson’s War” did a pretty good job, come to think of it. It’s called a “montage”, Mr. Cameron. Maybe you missed that class in film school.)

Of course, there have been times when the defenders of the homeland against imperialist aggression have, indeed, rode out on horse cavalry against tanks in open battle. It happened in Poland in 1938. Guess which side won?

Amusingly, while this trope is often found in movies which allow white people to wallow in white guilt while still making a white man the hero (sure, he turns against his own people (Dances with Wolves, Last Samurai, Avatar) but he’s the one who shows the savages and primitives how to win — without being LED by a White Man, they cannot DEFEAT the White Man. White Liberals get to have it both ways — they get to tear their shirts over the evils of capitalistimperialism, AND they get to still be the people in charge, the bringers of wisdom and guidance to the world. You can purge your guilt over crimes you didn’t commit and had no actual part in, and you get to be top dog and boink the hot Indian/Japanese/Smurf chick. Win/win!), the real origin is part of American myth and legend, namely, the myth of the American revolution, where the cunning, but outgunned, Revolutionaries defeated the armies of Imperial Britain by hiding behind walls and NOT wearing bright red uniforms. If we had had modern media back then, there would have been a movie about a British general who infiltrates the Americans, then eventually learns to sympathize with their cause (and falls in love with, I dunno, Paul Revere’s smokin’ hot daughter, who will wear a low-cut bodice or something), and he teaches them all to hide behind walls and not wear bright red uniforms, and then he’s made President of the United States by unanimous acclaim. You even see it poke up again in “Red Dawn” and the like, though at least in Red Dawn, IIRC, it was mostly guerrilla action and sabotage, not charging madly at Russian tanks waving a BB gun.

(I want to do a movie in which an Aztec somehow makes it to Elizabethan England, and while initially treated as a barbarian curiosity, his nobility, courage, and broad, well-muscled chest that glints in the sunlight eventually causes the English to respect him, and then he leads them against the Spanish Armada thanks to his knowledge of Aztec Warfare, and marries Queen Elizabeth and becomes King Xiticioalicxa I or something. Though to be really true to genre, we’d need to replace the Spanish Armada with the Aztec Armada.)

And To Start Off… Eco Friendly Wedding Rings

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Ah, the nice thing about life in the modern world is that there’s never a shortage of things to point at and laugh. Of course, sometimes, the thing you’re laughing at is sort of a shared joke. For example, the eco-friendly wedding ring. I can’t help but feel the people behind this are laughing up their sleeves (and all the way to the bank) at the people who would buy something like this and take it seriously. I mean… “voluntary carbon offset tax”??? Who thinks, “I want to buy some gold, but it has to socially responsible gold!”? Apparently, enough people to keep “GreenKaret” in business.

Environmentalism has really only been around for a century or two, but it has the possibility of becoming an even bigger scam, overall, than religion.

Of course, it tends to fill a lot of the same needs — “the environment” is an awful lot like “God”. It’s big, scary, random, incomprehensible, and is explained to you be an elite caste who demand that you trust them. You can perform any number of rituals to improve your standing with “the environment” but you’ll never see any concrete, undeniable, proof you’ve done so. Perhaps most importantly, you can judge other people based on how pure they are and if they’re doing all the right things in all the right ways. You get the superego high of being part of something “bigger than yourself” while still being able to indulge your id by hating, despising, and mocking all those who don’t share your faith or who aren’t as good as you.

Yeah, pretty much the same as religion.

Testing…. is this thing on?

Monday, December 28th, 2009

OK, that’s a lame joke.

Welcome to the all-new Pontification.com! It’s all-new ’cause….uhm… I realized I couldn’t recover my password for the old one, and I wasn’t too happy with Serendipity, anyway.

Let’s see if this posts.